| I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS TRANSACTION.
FROM Mr.musa ali. The Head of File and Auditing Department, BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso ( West Africa ) REMITTANCE OF US$20, 5;MILLION CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE. VERY URGENT ATTENTION
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it's just my Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.
I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($20.5 million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire family in a plane crash.
All expenses incurred by you and me in this transaction will be deducted out from the 10% of the total fund before the sharing of the fund according to the percentages agreed. I will come over to your country as soon as the transfer is over to receive my own share of the fund for further investments by your advice. Please I want you to understand that a stitch in time saves nine so write back and tell me if you really want to carry out this transaction with me.
From banking experience it will take up to fourteen (14) working days to conclude this transfer. I sincerely need your help because this might be my first and last opportunity of hitting big money. I also would want you to treat this affair as both urgent, top secret and confidential. I want you to also know that this transaction will involve some expenses which will be shared among both of us.
This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer. Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund in to your receiving bank account.
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Best Regards, Mr.musa ali. |
Friday, October 19, 2012
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE VERY URGENT ATTENTION.
Monday, August 17, 2009
The Wish List
Making a wish list in the internet age has become so easy. In fact, it might be a little too easy. Seriously, all you have to do is go to www.amazon.com, create an account, add some wishes and the next thing you know there's a special delivery for a brand new 42" Samsung Flatscreen TV at your doorstep. And from God only knows who. Right? I mean wow! It's like having your own wedding registry without having to plan for the wedding and sure-thing divorce 2-5 years later. (Speaking of which, divorce registries could be Amazon's next big niche market. A friend of mine just reminded me that people getting divorces could use a registry a lot more than newly weds, "since they just lost half of their shit.")
But back to my point, is this all too good to be true? Who can really be sure without making a list and trying it out? That's exactly what Joe With His Own Show (JWHOS ) is doing. By launching a special investigation into Amazon.com's wishlist practices, we aim to discover once and for all if internet Wishlist's really work.
And I need your help dear reader. I've found a very special list and now you're going to try it out to see if you feel like making one of these wishes come true. So please click here to discover a magical wish you'd like to fulfill, then take out your credit card and just do it!
But i have a theory that none you will buy a thing. If I'm right, then I say Amazon.com must be held accountable!!
Santa Claus died with all our other debunked childhood dreams Amazon!! (after which many us settled for Jesus, masturbation fantasy and/or both) So Amazon, If you're shamelessly trying to revive our childish hopes via bogus wish lists --filled with longings of flatscreens, xbox's, etc -- just to get traffic to your site then you--good Company--must make everything right (by clicking here to buy something)!!
In other words Amazon, if you want me to continue using your wish list, then it better start working for me and where it really counts!! I'm giving you two weeks to get some wishes granted!!
( Coming soon Part II: An Ambush Q & A with a CSR from Amazon.com customer service)
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